Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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HEAVEN — Local divine and benevolent deity, God, updated His LinkedIn profile yesterday, changing His title to Content Creation Ninja…
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John Merrifield
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NEW YORK — NYU student Joanna Ruiz was reportedly charged an additional $34 while talking with customer service to refute…
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John Danek
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The gap between rich and poor widens each year. Jeff Bezos takes his billions to space while Elon Musk trolls…
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Josh Klasco
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DETROIT — Automobile manufacturers across the country hoping to stem the tide of climate change pledged to go 100% electric…
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Nathan Kamal
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HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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Caitlin Chung
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NEW YORK — Fortune magazine released the first-ever Misfortune 500 list last week, citing a need to highlight the “fucking…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASHUA, N.H. — Pheasant Lane Mall Target employee Trevor Bennequist clocked out yesterday for lunch, only to discover that buying…
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Dan Kozuh
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ASHEBORO, N.C. — Local punk Dean Brown set his morals and political ideologies aside again yesterday in order to shop…
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