Ben Friedman
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SEATTLE — Amazon surprised its warehouse staff throughout the country today with the announcement of a mandatory 22-hour warehouse shift…
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LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Amazon Prime announced today the upcoming release of "I’m The One," an alternate-history series that…
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Trevor Graham
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BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…
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Trevor Graham
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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Violet Cowdin
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I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original…
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Charles Bill
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil – A local topaz hummingbird was humiliated when he nutted super fast while filming a rare mating…
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Matt McInerney
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local man Malcolm Evans recently purchased a limited edition $200 red and gold swirl copy of “Jane…
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SEATTLE — Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos once again reclaimed the title of "World's Richest Man" by pulling himself up from…
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Dan Rice
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Well, you try to do something nice for the holiday season and what happens? You get banned from preschools across…
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Trevor Graham
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DENVER — Local baker Charlotte Donovan, who specializes in vegan gluten-free baked goods, reported that she almost forgot to add…
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