Oh, stretched ears. They defined your youth. You put painstaking effort into getting those holes to gape as much as possible. You took pride in…
WWE has authorized the production of John Cena clones to fulfill all of Cena’s obligations, according to top scientists at Titan Towers. Cena has plans…
Bellator MMA President Scott Coker shocked the mixed martial arts world today when he announced the signing of UFC legend Harold Howard to a multi-fight…
WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka made his presence known on his first night in Heaven by hitting a Superfly Splash from atop the…
UFC hall-of-famer turned actor, Randy Couture, announced over the weekend that he has signed a brand new five scarf deal with clothing retailer Charlotte Russe.…
When blink-182 exploded into mainstream music with their 1999 album, Enema of the State, they were a polished, camera-ready pop-punk product. What many people don’t…
Feeling overly confident after having just completed his first “Fundamentals of Boxing” class at Park Street Gym, local man Lance Bennett is reportedly hoping someone…
Former IWGP Intercontinental Champion Kenny Omega has been erupting into fits of child-like giggling every time someone mentions WWE around him, sources report. After his…
The American people have been suckling at the teat of big pharma for far too long. One brave punk’s decision to take his health into his…
Anti-doping agency USADA announced that gallons of urine samples from athletes all over the world have gone missing. Officials are currently investigating recently hired intern,…
Mythical Coffee is all about coffee and inclusion. That is why our new policy is that all refugees are always welcome in our café so…
Edison, New Jersey resident and namby-pamby mama’s boy Jason Saltzman narrowly avoided death Saturday afternoon thanks to the wussy-ass dork-dome his mother ordered him to…
If I know anything about punk at all (and I know a lot) it’s that punk has long been considered a place for people to focus on…
After being in a relationship with amateur skateboarder Jake Mackey for over three years, Emma Egan now finds herself stuck with all this skating knowledge…
Somber Mike Goldberg Wandering Around House Muttering “It’s All Over” to Himself
Now more than a week out from the end of his UFC commentary career, sources have confirmed that a somber Mike Goldberg now spends most…