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DALLAS — Frequent concertgoer Peter Logan once again was accused of not taking his therapy sessions seriously after responding with shouts and rounds of applause…
As a feminist, I believe that it is very important that women in STEM have opportunities to succeed in their fields. Whether their bands are…