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In an attempt to reverse waning interest and attract new viewers to The Walking Dead, the long-running series about walking zombies and the plucky survivors…
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There comes a time in every young adult’s life when he has to stand up to his father, and become his own man. First there…
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Listen up, cinephiles: you need to stop buying Criterion Collection movies. It’s nothing but a bunch of overpriced, pussified indie-foreign garbage. I would know, homie:…
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Hey guys and merry Christmas! Yes, I know you’re not all GUYS and Christmas is still weeks away, but I’m gonna say GUYS and…
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It Doesn’t Count as Mansplaining if I’m Totally Wrong
Look, I’m not an expert on, well anything. I’m just a curious guy who likes a lively debate. Will I take the position of devil’s…