LAS VEGAS — Probation officers around the country reported an overwhelming amount of travel request forms from felons under their supervision who want to travel…
SAN DIEGO — Members of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 are understandably mortified after just now putting together that the title “Take Off Your Pants and Jacket”…
2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam just broke up and Lindsay…
DENVER — Developers of a new luxury condominium announced that their new building would be named ‘The Hippodrome’ after the legendary music venue that was…
My name is Mark Brooks, father of four, owner of Brooks Construction Fencing Rental Co., and, sorry liberals, a proud functioning illiterate. Teacher after teacher…
TORRINGTON, Conn. – The 3rd Annual Powerviolence Prom ended earlier than scheduled when an audience member accidentally flipped on the VFW hall lights, instantly triggering…
Soundgarden’s influence on the alternative/hard rock world never gets the love and flowers that it should, and we implore you to dive into their sonic…
CLEVELAND — DragonForce fan and master of the secret art of the ninja Josh Mullins once again reminded members of his family that the weapons…
We’ve all heard it before: guitar is easy to play, difficult to master, especially for chronic masturbators. However, some of the most ass-kicking riffs in…
GLENDALE, Ariz. — Tech death metal and former deathcore darlings Job for a Cowboy explained the sexual implications of their name once and for all,…
Another week, another slew of new music. Of course, you don’t know that because you’ve been listening to Title Fight exclusively for the last five…
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SAGINAW, Mich. — Father, husband, and delivery driver Gary Lillet recently exhumed his Fender Telecaster guitar and Peavey Classic 30 amp from a storage unit,…
BEL AIR, Md. — Elder punk Cameron McClintock was recently addressed as “sir” by staff at an area Hot Topic while wearing an aged “Milo…
There’s nothing sadder than finding out someone who sucks at their job was giving it their all, and this also applies to fatherhood. Who could…