NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave” always results in the reader’s…
Hey, you. Yeah, the guy with black square-frame glasses and skinny jeans. Sorry, I was just minding my own business, enjoying the show, when I…
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WASHINGTON – Local punk Rene Johnson was absolutely gobsmacked and quite offended after he got a Slack notification from his boss this afternoon, sources currently…
For 60 years now the BBC’s “Doctor Who” has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently terrifying bad special effects. Fans…
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Hi, sweetie. I was just checking my phone to see if you remembered to call when I realized I never told you the big news:…
If there’s one state you can count on to give you prime quality every time, it’s Florida. From their world renowned tourist attractions to their…
HARRISBURG, Penn. – Local toddler and diehard “Bluey” fan Collette Winston-Bradford expressed immense displeasure with the newer songs by the beloved animated dog, sources picking…
PUEBLO, Colo. – Local downer Henry Bergen recently stopped going through the motions of pretending to wash his hands after using the bathroom, according to…
WEBSTER, N.Y. — Leading music experts unanimously agreed that arguments between fans over which metal bands are considered to be part of which subgenres is…
It happened again. You had an argument with your child. But this time, something was different. Instead of the usual concise vitriol from them like…
Ten Underrated Albums From Roadrunner Records to Listen to While You Pretend to Train for a Marathon
Ten Underrated Albums From Roadrunner Records to Listen to While You Pretend to Train for a Marathon
Nickelback (yes, that Nickelback), Slipknot, Turnstile, Theory of a Deadman, and various other rock and roll for your body, heart, soul and MySpace acts that…
Without music, many of our lives would be dull and meaningless. Each day would be an endless montage of mundanity with no soundtrack with every…