As I stroll through this quaint suburban farmers market, I have this nagging feeling that something is missing. Sure there are plenty of requisite independent…
You guys are my best friends. We’ve been through a lot together, and nothing is ever going to change that. But if you told the…
Every time a new season of Stranger Things comes out there’s going to be an influx of opinion pieces regarding its quality. While most pander…
I’ve been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream Theater’s “Octavarium” instead of the…
Book banning has always raised my hackles. Ayn Rand is a literary genius so when some hippie mom whose kid went to the same school…
As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing their bidding without question, I’m…
I went into my therapy session this week grinning ear to ear. I felt more connected to my therapist than ever and I knew we…
This band used to really rock. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t even think they’re all that bad now. It’s just that their old stuff…
How dare you say I didn’t help load in. While you were carrying that 900-pound bass cabinet down the narrow, poorly lit, iced-over stairwell, I…
There is a serious problem sweeping this once great nation. The cause of literally every issue impacting average citizens like you and me. It’s called…
How dare you accuse me of not being a true friend. Sure, I didn’t come to your show after constantly asking you to let me…
You know what? I’m sick and tired of you chicken-shit slacktivists always pandering and never putting your asses on the line. You hide behind your…
Art is the most important part of my life and, dare I say, the entire existence of the world and everyone in it. There is…
Every sober person will tell you that quitting drinking was the greatest decision they’ve ever made. I didn’t believe them at first until out of…
Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal of baby eating devil worshipers…