Which of these is the bigger crime: Literally just walking into a building, or murdering babies to drink their blood in a satanic ritual that…
I had such a great time at your show! I’m so glad I went! Oh yeah, I stepped outside after the first 30 seconds. But…
Congratulations! I am so happy about your success! Also, I’m spiraling and I need to make this about me. Just so I can compare, how…
As I stroll through this quaint suburban farmers market, I have this nagging feeling that something is missing. Sure there are plenty of requisite independent…
Every time a new season of Stranger Things comes out there’s going to be an influx of opinion pieces regarding its quality. While most pander…
Book banning has always raised my hackles. Ayn Rand is a literary genius so when some hippie mom whose kid went to the same school…
As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing their bidding without question, I’m…
I went into my therapy session this week grinning ear to ear. I felt more connected to my therapist than ever and I knew we…
This band used to really rock. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t even think they’re all that bad now. It’s just that their old stuff…
How dare you say I didn’t help load in. While you were carrying that 900-pound bass cabinet down the narrow, poorly lit, iced-over stairwell, I…
There is a serious problem sweeping this once great nation. The cause of literally every issue impacting average citizens like you and me. It’s called…
How dare you accuse me of not being a true friend. Sure, I didn’t come to your show after constantly asking you to let me…