PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Matt Neally, the bassist of Deceit, is reportedly 3,000 nautical miles south of the Equator in the southern Atlantic Ocean and allegedly…
LOS ANGELES — Lars Ulrich, the founding drummer of Metallica, will be replaced by a hologram on all future live dates despite a clean bill…
FRESNO, Calif. – California man Dylan Davis turned his search for a new acoustic guitar into a two-week, 17-stop tour of area Guitar Centers playing only…
NEW LONDON, Conn. — After seeing her son Jimmy’s band, The Worn Path, play at the Waterford VFW for the first time, Barbara “Barb” Lavorgna…
LAREDO, Texas – Only three weeks after now-defunct punk band Slowcooker announced their much anticipated return to the stage, the reunion show has been cancelled,…
SILVER SPRING, Md. – An evil mastermind struck again last weekend, when James Banks pulled off the greatest heist of our time — sneaking into…
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Kevin Makings allegedly spent five grueling hours practicing in front of his full-length mirror preparing for his band’s eventual breakthrough deal…
WASHINGTON – Mid-level Federal Liberty Insurance adjuster Danny Taylor allegedly caused a stir this week with his out-of-office message, which co-workers described as “needlessly offensive”…
AMHERST, Mass. — Legendary Massachusetts screamo band Trees and You announced they will be reuniting to perform their only physical release — one side of…
PHILADELPHIA — Following his criticism last week of political correctness in what he referred to as the “pussy generation,” Clint Eastwood came under fire again…
WASHINGTON D.C. – After cell phone footage of Malia Obama, codename “Radiance,” enjoying herself at Lollapalooza surfaced online, 38-year-old Secret Service Agent Ted Hogan began…
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Citing a rise in overhead, a decrease in pre-show ticket sales, and “that fucking poser Todd bailing on us,” famed punk venue…
LOS ANGELES – Ex-Blink 182 singer and guitarist Tom Delonge discussed details of his newest material in a video released this morning, revealing an affordable…
GLENDALE, Calif. – An afternoon of tension boiled over at the Shady Acres Golf Course on Wednesday, when local anarchist caddy Dakota Fremont told a…
NEW YORK — The four remaining members of seminal punk band The Ramones announced plans to reunite for one last T-shirt at a press conference…