You’ve told them countless times. You weren’t rude about it, but you definitely told them. Still, that one weird aunt — or your friend’s new…
PEORIA, Ill. — Local skinhead Melinda “Rude Girl” Rodriguez was unwittingly conscripted into service at a nearby Target when she wore her favorite red Fred…
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to ISIS “and other terrorist groups,” clarifying that religious extremists of any creed responsible for recent mass…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Despite knowing the show would be in direct competition with the theatrical release of the highly anticipated Rogue One: A Star Wars…
MENLO PARK, CA – Just weeks after announcing his plan to donate a majority of his Facebook shares to charity, Mark Zuckerberg released another unprecedented post in…
CHICAGO – After taking what was supposed to be a life-changing trip to India to “find himself,” local man Derrick Johnson returned home thoroughly disappointed in…
DOVER, Del. – After three years of steadfast allegiance, R.J. O’Brien has officially resigned from True Union Crew (TUC) after not one of the estimated…
Tokyo – Geisha Revenge, an all-girl Japanese thrash metal band, has seen a surge in popularity following the release of their debut LP Tokyo Takeback, thanks in…
LONG BEACH, Calif. – Chad Willinger, a pillar of the local hardcore community and frontman of youth crew band Persecution, is reportedly in stable condition…
MINNEAPOLIS – Almost 20 full years after calling it quits, local hardcore punk band Disofficer has reissued their self-described “cult classic” debut EP, The Pigs Won’t Have…
CRANBROOK, Ohio – Local parents Molly and Chip Hartsock have been preparing for what is bound to be another awful Thanksgiving, as their vegan punk son returns…
DIXIE, Ga. – After a long, hard battle with their host’s shower, touring band The Hammer and Nail have reportedly broken the shower’s handle and…
DIXIE, Ga. – After several hours of futile attempts, not a single member of hardcore band The Hammer and Nail has figured out how to operate the tub-shower unit in their host’s…
NEW YORK – After months of planning and preparation, 23-year-old Brooklyn resident Jared Müller is leaving behind the only world he has known, boarding a hand-stained seacraft —…
WILKES-BARRE, Penn. — Local tattoo enthusiast Josh Stuart is covered in tattoos which act as constant reminders of his adventures, and the many rare and endangered…