Dom Turek
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local interior designer Sara “Slime” Gonzales gave Maggot House a much-needed makeover after convincing its residents to…
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Bobby Korec
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IRVINE, Calif. — Local woman Jasmine Dreskel put a stop to her boyfriend’s sexual advances after noticing his custom lovemaking…
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James Knapp
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BEND, Ore. — Touring thrash metal band Vertical Gnome made the decision to toss their bass player into the mouth…
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Zach Hudson
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich — Local meadery Springs of Fangorn closed early today when owner Mark Gray realized all of his…
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Ryan Casey
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Astrology is bullshit. Anyone with a drop of common sense can see that. College stoner bros like me are into…
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Mimi Kenny
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. – A new album by melodic metal band Die Versity was described as “intriguing but unfocused,” by Rachel…
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Matt Grimminck
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MILWAUKEE – Local trivia team “Ethereal Pursuit” developed a reputation as an easy crew to beat within the local bar…
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Matt McInerney
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local amateur guitarist Bryant Stafford reportedly slammed his laptop shut after merely glancing at the non-standard tuning of…
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John Danek
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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Joe Rumrill
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CORSICANA, Texas — The recently hired roadie of touring a capella collective Vox On The Run is flabbergasted that he’s…
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