So you made it through another week, but have you made it through the most important news stories from the last seven days? If not, now’s your one and only chance.
Man Hangs on to Social Media Just a Little Longer to See How Departure Announcement Does
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Fender Recalls New Guitar That Moans While Being Tuned
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How I Upgraded My Life by Committing a Crime in Sweden and Going to One of Their Nice Ass Prisons
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Satanic Panic? This Member of The Satanic Temple Has Anxiety
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Hardware Store Annoyed With Noise Musicians Coming in and Soloing for Hours Without Buying Anything
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Enraged Ben Shapiro Challenges boygenius To Publicly Play In Battle of the Bands Against Him
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How I Landed My Dream Job by Showing Just a Little Bit of Nut in My LinkedIn Profile Pic
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Venue Security Guard Not Really Sure Why They’re Needed at They Might Be Giants Show
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Vegan Hardcore Band Forced to Settle for Pescatarian Bass Player
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Exhausted Christian Bale Only Gains Three or Four Pounds for New Movie Role
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