John Danek
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November 28, 2020
BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…
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James Knapp
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November 25, 2020
DALEVILLE, Va. — Local metal fan Cliff Gallaway mistakenly drank an entire bottle of high-end shampoo in the shower this…
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Rob Steinberg
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November 22, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Seminal hair metal band Mötley Crüe finally revealed yesterday the deeper meaning to the enigmatic song “Girls,…
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Eric Navarro
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November 22, 2020
You’re at a show in some 20-something’s basement. You look to your left and see a bunch of young, hip…
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Eric Navarro
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November 19, 2020
Holy shit, your band just got offered a show! The biggest show of your bands’ young life, in fact. It’s…
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James Knapp
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November 18, 2020
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 13-year-old Damien Glass suddenly sprouted a pencil-line mustache yesterday moments into his first listen of Motorhead’s…
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Cory Cousins
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November 15, 2020
TAMPA, Fla. — Local man Blake Davis, known for his large tribal tattoo that doubles as a Godsmack tattoo, went…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 14, 2020
DETROIT — Aging rocker Perry Dunn, frontman for the seminal hair metal band Töpsy Türvy, left his rented room at…
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John Dixon
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November 11, 2020
LONDON — Venerable heavy metal legends Iron Maiden announced they will hit the road again late next year and will…
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John Dixon
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November 8, 2020
ATLANTA — Adam Hansen, the lead vocalist of death metal band Corpse Licker and best known for his flowing locks…
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