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Jon Wood • March 5, 2020

FORT WASHINGTON, Md. — Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the National Rifle Association (NRA), unveiled a bold plan today…

Bobby Korec • March 5, 2020

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local punk Gary Trentson is recycling his New Year’s resolution for Lent this year after failing miserably…

The Hard Times Staff • March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign via a…

The Hard Times Staff • March 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — A confused Vice President Joe Biden announced he is dropping out of the democratic primary contest today,…

Jeff Cardello • March 4, 2020

GILBERT, Ariz. — Local vegan Robbie Hughes created a lasagna using only $100 in ingredients, proving that a plant-based diet…

Jimmy Adamson • March 4, 2020

I am not a racist. I’m friends with all sorts of different colors of people. Black, white, brown, beige, khaki.…

Ashley Naftule • March 4, 2020

SEATTLE — Capitol Hill crust punk Steve “Skaggs” Sprewell is far more concerned about the raccoon flu he contracted while…

Shea Strauss • March 4, 2020

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. — Local housecat Poobies was the only resident of 62 South Woodside Drive that contributed to cleaning…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 3, 2020

EL PASO, Texas — Convicted pedophile Marcus Fleming killed two birds with one stone earlier today when he canvassed for…

Patrick Coyne • March 3, 2020

Sorry to burst your fragile little bubbles but there are only two genders. You’re either a man or a woman.…

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