Culture Archives - Page 425

Is It Canceled or Cancelled? Which Am I?

Jon Wood • March 26, 2020

As a proud member of the alt-right (and recent college graduate with a degree in English Literature thank you very…

Toxic Biden Bros Caught Harassing People Through Snail Mail

Michael S. Watkins • March 26, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Outspoken supporters of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, known as “Biden Bros,” are reportedly harassing potential voters via…

Read More →

Homebound Worker’s Complaint About Cat Forwarded to HR, Who Is Just His Other Cat

Jerrod Kingery • March 26, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Social media marketing manager Anthony Skipper forwarded a complaint about his tortimese housecat Nickels moments ago to…

Read More →

REPORT: Cam Girl Only $1,000 Away from Falling Madly in Love with You

Patrick Coyne • March 25, 2020

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The cam girl you’ve been throwing money at when you should have been working from home…

Read More →

evan almighty, movie, bad, bad movie, annoying, over priced

DVD of “Evan Almighty” Really Fucking Pushing It By Calling Self “Collector’s Edition”

Patrick Coyne • March 25, 2020

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — A heavily discounted DVD of the Steve Carell vehicle “Evan Almighty” is “really fucking pushing it” by…

Read More →

Mass Shooter Forced to Go Door to Door

Nick Ortolani • March 25, 2020

MACON, Ga. — Local Civil War reenactor, blogger, and aspiring mass shooter Randolph Cunningham was forced to go door to…

Read More →

McMillions Producers Pitch Docu-series on Tragic, Real-Life Story of Burger King Kid’s Club

Patrick Coyne • March 24, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The producers of the hit HBO docu-series “McMillions” are pitching their next fast food true crime story,…

Read More →

punk, fat wreck, fat records, fat mike, fat wreck chords

Nerd Pronounces “Fat Wreck Chords” All Separate and Weird

John Danek • March 24, 2020

DENVER — Local nerd Eugene Boscroft asked aghast record store employees moments ago to help him find old compilations from…

Read More →

Student Loan Debt Isn’t Looking for Forgiveness, Just Understanding

Anthony Robinson • March 24, 2020

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — The collective U.S. student loan debt held a press conference early this morning, claiming that it isn’t…

Read More →

Stock Photo Prices for Sad Guys on Trading Floor Skyrocket to Recording-Breaking Highs

The Hard Times Staff • March 24, 2020

NEW YORK — Stock photo websites jacked up their prices today for pictures of financial workers on Wall Street looking…

Read More →

Stay Updated on The Latest Punk News