Pornstar Gets “Step Mom” Tattoo
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Up-and-coming male pornstar Dixon Nixon was seen online early Friday morning flashing a brand new flash…
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“A Week Tonight” Replaces “Last Week Tonight” as Quarantined John Oliver Loses Grip on Time
NEW YORK — HBO replaced its popular late night talk-show “Last Week Tonight” with “A Week Tonight” following a deterioration…
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Disgraced Big Bird Arrested for Loitering in the “Sesame Street” Red Light District
NEW YORK — Huge, anthropomorphic canary and “Sesame Street” cast member Big Bird was arrested late last night for loitering…
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How to Save Money by Cutting the Cord and Subscribing to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, Hbo, Disney+, Apple TV+, CBS All Access, Oh Fuck
I was once like you, barely able to pay for essentials like Tinder Plus while still having enough money leftover…
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Wizard Casts ‘Mage Hand’ So It Feels Like Someone Else is Doing It
CHICAGO — Local level 2 Half-Elf wizard Stedd Tallstag recently casted ‘Mage Hand’ so it felt like somebody else was…
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10 Minute Show Format Makes “Quibi & Chill” the Hot New Trend Among Premature Ejaculators
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Short-form mobile video platform Quibi has proven exceedingly popular among premature ejaculators thanks to its 10-minute…
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Opinion: Maybe Coronavirus Wouldn’t Be so Deadly If It Hadn’t Played so Many Violent Video Games
There’s no doubt in my mind that scientists and medical experts all around the globe are working tirelessly to prevent…
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Monogamous Man Proudly Respects One Woman at a Time
SEATTLE — Former ladies’ man Ethan Morrison ushered in a new, glorious era today in which he will show respect…
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