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Constantine Platanias • December 6, 2020

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Guests attending the wedding of Michaela Hill and Carlos Gibson were forced to admit to themselves…

Taylor Roebuck • December 6, 2020

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local crust punk Gabe Cox is tremendously worried that “radical left” gun control policies will result in…

Brooks Gray • December 6, 2020

TRENTON, N.J. — Local man Todd Branford was very surprised yesterday by the extremist beliefs of his former college friend…

Ryan Danley • December 6, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — The local apartment complex Oakwood Estates is allegedly really liberal with their definition of the term “estates,”…

Jessica Carreiro • December 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Yesterday’s discussion about polyamory between long-term couple Seth Roberts and Lindsey Wareheim came as a huge relief…

Ryan Danley • December 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” head writer Stephen Sanders has completely run out of the show’s…

Stephen Bell • December 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday to…

The Hard Times Staff • December 5, 2020

BOISE, Idaho — A days-long investigation into the 2020 Wrapped list of local man Evan Burghart was revealed to be…

Mirinda Moriarty • December 4, 2020

Hey! I said HEY!!! Shut up for a second. God damn. Look, just because I’m a white cis male doesn’t…

Josh Klasco • December 4, 2020

DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…

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