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Stephen Bell • February 5, 2021

RYE, UNITED KINGDOM — Legendary musician and founding member of the Beatles Paul McCartney admitted today that he wished someone…

Constantine Platanias • February 4, 2021

FREDERICK, Md. — 48-year-old insurrectionist Mark Fleming is still struggling to understand how nobody noticed that he kidnapped Tiffany Trump…

The Hard Times Staff • February 3, 2021

VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…

Nick Ortolani • February 3, 2021

NEW YORK — Leading economists warned today that raising the minimum wage to $15 will severely impede the ability of…

Collin Canning • February 3, 2021

HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…

Yancy Lee Crawford • February 2, 2021

In November of 2020, science, love, and decency conquered all that stood in the way of justice, and America got…

James Knapp • February 2, 2021

DENVER — Newly single man Chris Fangerburg held a moment of silence for his former relationship today, lowering the toilet…

Ted Pillow • February 2, 2021

CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan finally noticed yesterday that “minimum wage” rhymes with “rat in a cage,” according…

Julia Zhen • February 1, 2021

BALTIMORE — Local Zoom show attendee Bryant Nelson sent fellow showgoer Sage Mykels unwanted messages in the chat of Wood…

Kevin Tit • January 31, 2021

BILOXI, Miss. — Local fast food chain CEO Shannon Smith reluctantly agreed to pay his employees $15 an hour last…

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