Robert John Scucci
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SEATTLE — Newly engaged couple Daryl Stein and Hannah West are absolutely livid that their celebratory post got significantly less…
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Jus Kaplan
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BOSTON — Local landlord Viktor Lind used his precious time and resources to add a fresh coat of paint to…
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Khadija Hassan
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NEW YORK — Local punk Than Luethke reports that the majority of his caloric intake comes from the free wine…
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Ryan Danley
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Executives at Apple TV responded to “an overwhelming amount of customer demands” by announcing that their network…
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Matt Kennedy
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CORPUS CHRISTI, TEXAS — An overloaded barge containing nearly fifty thousand gallons of coconut oil spilled into the Gulf Of…
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Nathan Kamal
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CITY OF INDUSTRY, Calif. — Mall chain store Hot Topic announced that it has grown out of its punk phase…
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Patrick Crooks
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Judge Bruce Schroeder told acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse he hopes they can "hang out again really soon"…
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Tony Morse
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Renowned courtroom analyst Dr. John Andersen confirmed that freshly acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was as proficient as…
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James Webster
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SAN DIEGO — The “So-Cal Shimmy,” a brand new novelty party song, is enjoying a quick rise in popularity at…
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Bobby Korec
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HUMPTULIPS, Wash. — Local “rise and grinder” Jake Munchen is reportedly trying to break into the venue security career field…
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