Culture Archives - Page 244

Goodrich Gevaart • January 22, 2022

OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…

John Danek • January 21, 2022

FORT WORTH, Texas — Recent newlyweds and longtime couple Darren Oltowski and Denice Landry have recently begun dabbling in perfunctory,…

Matt McInerney • January 21, 2022

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local woman Carmen Sullivan was found dead this morning after the wire of her earbuds became caught…

Colleen Nerney • January 20, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — 18-year-old Christian Mingle opened a lawsuit against his parents early yesterday afternoon in regard to his given name,…

John Danek • January 20, 2022

MASSAPEQUA, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed “experimental indie” band True Friction are horrified to see that their “Related Artists” tab on Spotify…

The Hard Times Staff • January 19, 2022

WASHINGTON — President Biden downplayed the failures of his infrastructure and voting rights bills earlier today and instead took full…

Patrick Coyne • January 19, 2022

LOS ANGELES — A new film titled “Great Again” featuring famed director Clint Eastwood reciting and acting out boomer memes…

Mark Maira • January 19, 2022

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Extremely circumspect spray paint addict, Calvin Roberts, is said to be back to wiping down his cans…

Lauren Sewell • January 19, 2022

PITTSBURGH — The men’s room toilet at Skelly’s Tavern is seeking treatment after going through a dark period and hopes…

Corey Montgomery • January 18, 2022

PIKETON, Ohio — A Dell XPS desktop computer belonging to the Piketon Public Library is starting to get nervous upon…

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