NEW YORK CITY — Lower East Side resident Amanda Giardi is hopefully assuming that the overwhelming smell of cum surrounding…
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Sam LiButti
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NEW YORK — Part-time punk and full-time teacher Jack Hannon once again made an impassioned plea to his students to…
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WASHINGTON — Democratic Party leaders issued a scathing statement earlier today in response to a leaked draft Supreme Court Decision…
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Allegra Ringo
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VENICE BEACH, Calif. — Local hacky sack guy from the boardwalk, Randy Gallaway, is officially now dating the devil sticks…
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Zach Hudson
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DENVER — Local woman Riley Prime was seen at a grocery store early yesterday morning carefully examining the quality of…
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TRENTON, N.J. — A local couple in their mid-30s did the unthinkable by finally saving enough money to buy the…
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Patrick Crooks
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GALAPAGOS ISLANDS — The Galapagos punk scene was in shock this morning after learning of the tragic death of up…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk and office employee Devon Smith successfully hid his tattoos at work by carrying around a huge…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local punk, Brian Gibbs, were astonished to learn that the known raging drunk considers…
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FOLSOM, Calif. — 35-year-old felon and recent inductee in the Folsom Aryan Brotherhood, Jeremiah Stetson expressed his desire to add…
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