Band Touring Through Oregon Loses Member to Dysentery
OREGON CITY, Ore. — Florida band The Schticks reportedly lost their bass player Lars “Puke Boy” Barkerton to dysentery while…
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Dinosaur Jr., Weezer, And Superchunk to Headline Black Plastic Glasses Convention
CHICAGO — Bespectacled acts Dinosaur Jr., Weezer, and Superchunk are billed to hit the star-burst stage at this year’s Black…
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Top 10 Excuses to Cancel Band Practice
So you’ve joined a band. With every new band comes the inevitable responsibilities, obligations, and time spent practicing. Regardless of…
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Top 10 Indie Musicians I Could Almost Certainly Over Power in Hand to Hand Combat
It’s been said frequently that when it comes to toughness, indie is easily one of the most candy-assed of all…
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Diehard Weezer Fan Eaten by Shark During Morning Commute
BELMAR, N.J. — The partial remains of self-proclaimed Weezer fanatic, Lance Figaro, were found washed up on the beach after…
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Landlord Pays it Forward by Helping Tenants Apply For Food Stamps, Only Raising Rent 200%
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, — Local landlord Montgomery Hawthorne Jr. found a way to give back to his financially struggling residents…
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Pickleball Is Ruining Society
There is a serious problem sweeping this once great nation. The cause of literally every issue impacting average citizens like…
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City Stencils Image of Bicycle on Highway to Make it More Bike Friendly
TALLAHASSEE, Fla — City workers were observed adorning a busy four-lane highway with white stencils of bicycles early Tuesday morning…
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Help! I Fell in Love With a Man Who Rides an Electric Longboard to Work!
When I pictured falling in love, I imagined the classic story of "girl meets guy and falls in love." But…
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Here’s How To Tell If He’s Shredding, Gleaming, Thrashing, Or Totally Beefin It
Alright, dudes and dudettes. So you met a beefcake and you been going together for a while. Well, what’s next?…
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