REPORT: Girlfriend Introduced as Bandmate
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local musician Bort “Borty” Giancarlo was observed introducing his long-term girlfriend and creative collaborator Anna Paloma as…
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Top 10 Babies We’d Go Back in Time to Kill
So you’ve heard of folks throwing around the concept of going back in time to kill baby Hitler. It’s a…
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Are You There, God? It’s Me, The Hot Milf In Your Area
I seek console with the Lord who art in Heaven, thou who hath wrought my sexy hot existence upon this…
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Woman Using Venue Bathroom Makes Sure to Put Seat Down Before Hovering and Pissing All Over It
TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…
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Man Falls Down Five Flights Of Stairs Without Spilling Beer
SAN FRANCISCO — Local bar fly Brock Cooper accomplished the impossible after he tumbled down five full flights of stairs…
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The Child Labor Used To Make Kid’s Toys Was Better in the 90s
Is it just me or do pretty much all children’s toys suck ass now? I get very little pleasure from…
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How To Look Punk Even Though You Wake Up at Decent Hour Every Day and Treat Your Body With Respect
So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…
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How To Win Friends And Influence People By Having An Adderall Prescription
Are you someone who struggles to make connections with others? Do you continuously fail to initiate meaningful conversations, you boring,…
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Leaky Roof Bucket Moonlighting as Drum Throne
ATHENS, Ga. — A five-gallon bucket generally kept under leaks in the roof of local venue, Little King’s Shuffle Club,…
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Punk Uses Both Sides of Plate to Save on Dishes
AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk and self-declared “dish-truther” Sammy Gladwin has been reported by multiple sources as using both sides…
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