Doug Kolic
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TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local goth office worker Todd Schmidt admitted privately that he is secretly craving a slice of the…
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John Danek
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DERA ISMAIL KHAN SUBDIVISION, Pakistan – Militant extremist group Al-Qaeda, the terrorist cell responsible for the 9/11 attacks, claimed to…
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Amanda Russel
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BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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Dan Kozuh
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VALRICO, Fla. — According to reports coming out of the Shamrock Shopping Center Goodwill store, local marijuana enthusiast Travis Cross…
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Chris Bowen
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SENECA FALLS, N.Y. — Local grocery store shift manager, Jane Nerrow, is suspicious as to why several of her employees…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOULDER, Colo. — Potheads across the country are leaving out Funyuns and Shasta for the weed delivery guy as he…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Producers and directors tasked with creating a new batch of reboots were left scrambling to find new…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Producers and directors tasked with creating a new batch of reboots were left scrambling to find new…
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LOS ANGELES – Rising Millennial and Gen Z clothing brand Figure Four is dedicated to featuring models of all sizes,…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — A discouraged Hans Zimmer closed out the GarageBand tab on his long-delayed ska album to begin work…
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