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Rock Camp Counselor Tells Scary Story About Headless Bass

Tim Graham • August 18, 2022

SOUTH HADLEY, Mass. — Freebird Rock n’ Roll Camp counselor Shea Dowd was thrilled to gather his campers around the…

Weird: Friend From High School Old Now

Cory Cousins • August 17, 2022

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local 39-year-old Jillian Rhodes was startled this afternoon after learning that her friend from high school Jordan…

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Band Really Riding Line Between Being on Tour and Being Homeless

Patrick Coyne • August 16, 2022

INDIANAPOLIS — Allegedly touring pop punk band Deaf Hippos is really blurring the line between actively playing shows outside their…

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Air Conditioner Water Dripping on Crust Punk’s Head Technically Counts as Shower

Chris Bowen • August 16, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local crust punk Ben "Diggz" Cooper asserts that the steady drip of a window-mounted air conditioner he…

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Art School Couple Having Trouble Choosing Which Terrible Movie They’ll Pretend to Love This Week

Yancy Lee Crawford • August 15, 2022

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Sophomore Cinema and Media Studies power couple Rumi Saito and Kyle Reynolds are having difficulty selecting a…

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Conservatives Demand Representation With Openly Racist Marvel Hero

Ben Friedman • August 15, 2022

FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…

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“Anti-Flag Street Team 2002-2005” Punk’s Only Job Experience on Resume

John Danek • August 14, 2022

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — 39-year-old punk Terry “Scratch” Palmer’s job hunt continued to flounder due to his resume’s sparse experience…

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STUDY: 83% Of Accidents Result From Drivers Deciphering Vanity License Plates

Chris Bowen • August 14, 2022

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A study at the University of Rochester concluded that a staggering 83% of all traffic accidents are…

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Hundreds of Nuclear Weapons Documents Found at Mar-a-Lago with Hillary Clinton’s Name Hastily Scribbled on Them

Ben Friedman • August 12, 2022

PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…

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Man Removes Last Little Joy in Life by Ordering Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Zach Hudson • August 12, 2022

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local man and Frank’s Pizzeria regular Alex Davidson shocked staff and fellow regulars alike by ordering cauliflower…

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