Max Barth
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PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…
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MESA, Ariz. — Members of Jimmy Eat World posted a video on their official Instagram page formally apologizing for their…
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GARLAND, Texas — Garland Guns and Ammo reported they are on track for their most profitable month ever thanks to…
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Ted Pillow
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HARRISON, N.Y. — Executives at PepsiCo announced the launch of a new beverage called Pepsi Boneless which they hope will…
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Harry Valentine
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NEW YORK — Seasoned review writer, and so-called ‘realist,’ Gio Moreland struggled for several days to find the stars pictured…
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James Knapp
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HARRISBURG, Penn. — Local human disaster Jason Melvin recently managed to pull a complete 180 in every aspect of his…
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Dave McNamara
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BOSTON – Local business owner Shawn O’Connell was surprised to discover that a majority of the personal references provided by…
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Patrick Coyne
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GLENSIDE, Pa. — Pennsylvania senate candidate John Fetterman vows to support universal healthcare for scene veterans, old heads, and all…
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James Knapp
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — New Jersey-based punk, and massive acid enthusiast, Lionel “Tabby” Winnet is reportedly “confused but going with it”…
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James Knapp
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SEATTLE — Thirty-seven-year-old father Peter Goodman recently sat down with his son, Jamiroquai, to explain the intimate mechanics of sexual…
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