Patrick Coyne
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August 16, 2022
INDIANAPOLIS — Allegedly touring pop punk band Deaf Hippos is really blurring the line between actively playing shows outside their…
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Chris Bowen
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August 16, 2022
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local crust punk Ben "Diggz" Cooper asserts that the steady drip of a window-mounted air conditioner he…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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August 15, 2022
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Sophomore Cinema and Media Studies power couple Rumi Saito and Kyle Reynolds are having difficulty selecting a…
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Ben Friedman
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August 15, 2022
FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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John Danek
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August 14, 2022
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — 39-year-old punk Terry “Scratch” Palmer’s job hunt continued to flounder due to his resume’s sparse experience…
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Chris Bowen
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August 14, 2022
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — A study at the University of Rochester concluded that a staggering 83% of all traffic accidents are…
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Ben Friedman
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. –The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in…
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Zach Hudson
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August 12, 2022
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local man and Frank’s Pizzeria regular Alex Davidson shocked staff and fellow regulars alike by ordering cauliflower…
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Tim Sheard
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August 12, 2022
PALM BEACH, Fla. — FBI Agent David Abramson revealed he was able to gain access to former President Donald Trump’s…
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James Knapp
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August 12, 2022
MEDFORD, Ore. — First-time slasher film viewer Anthony Sallers insisted that the movie not be unpaused until his friend Stephanie…
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