Vince Ratti
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A ghost present while several tweens were playing with a ouija board became pretty freaked out after…
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Chris Bowen
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HELL — Ruler of the underworld and Dark Lord Satan admitted that even after all these years, he is still…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — A new study found that rising inflation, paired with the inherent financial strain put on touring bands, could…
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Dave McNamara
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the National Institute of Health finds that rates of insomnia claimed by many late-thirties…
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Doug Kolic
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MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…
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Neel Bhakta
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family…
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Joe Rumrill
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NORFOLK, Va. — Local boyfriend Byron Hogarth admitted that his lack of a bedframe was a conscious choice to avoid…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Legendary auteur director Phillip Schaeffer was reportedly trapped in his Criterion closet and forced to survive on…
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Ben Friedman
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Local man Mike Jarbowski finally decided to seek medical treatment for the twisted, demonic face growing out…
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Zach Hudson
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OMAHA, Neb. — Punk-owned pomade company Skankin’ Slick received widespread praise for a policy giving all employees one week of…
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