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Ego That Died on Mushroom Trip Resurrected by Cocaine Bender

David Britton • June 6, 2023

BEDFORD, Ind. — Grocery store clerk Max Bryce recently experienced an ego death after ingesting over five grams of psychedelic…

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Punk Boy Scout Helps Elderly Woman Across Open Pit

Joe Rumrill • June 4, 2023

OCEANVIEW, Ill. — Local sixth-grade do-gooder Richie Amweather reportedly risked his own well-being at last night’s hardcore show in order…

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Straight Edge Guy at Bachelor Party Spends Entire Time Trying to Convince Stripper to Go Vegan

Ben Friedman • June 3, 2023

LAS VEGAS — Lifelong straight edger Logan McGuire spent the majority of his future brother-in-law’s bachelor party convincing the stripper…

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Old High School Friend Flattered to Receive Facebook Invite for Band’s Gig 600 Miles Away

Dan Kozuh • June 2, 2023

MARIETTA, Ga. — Local IT manager Caleb Summers was taken aback earlier this week to receive a Facebook Event invitation…

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Study: 95% of Bras Have Old Popcorn in Them

Allegra Ringo • June 2, 2023

ANN ARBOR— A new study out of the University of Michigan found that 95% of bras being worn worldwide contain…

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Bandmate With Kids Naively Thinks He’s Still in Band

Dan Kozuh • May 31, 2023

MILWAUKEE — Local guitarist and dad of two, Andy Kim, innocently believes that he is still a member of local…

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Conservative Man Boycotting Chick-fil-A and Bud Light Now Technically Fasting

Matt McInerney • May 30, 2023

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A…

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Deforestation Eradicating Teen Drinking Habitats

Dan Kozuh • May 30, 2023

TIGARD, Ore. — Reports indicate that urban sprawl and logging are decimating the forest preserves that once teamed with teenagers…

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Instagram Sex Bot Genuinely Interested In Band’s Music

Jonah Winchester • May 28, 2023

CHICAGO – Sex bot and general scammer SEXsingleMAlloRy was shocked to discover she was a fan of Chicago band Rat…

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Juggalo Scientists Confirm “Whoop Whoop” Means Both “Hello,” “Goodbye,” and “Show Me Your Butthole”

Doug Kolic • May 27, 2023

DELRAY, Mich. — Leading Juggalo scientists confirmed fascinating new research which indicates that “whoop whoop” has numerous meanings including “hello,”…

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