Matt McInerney
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NEW YORK — Scientists at the Fashion Institute of Technology confirmed there is no way to take off a pullover…
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Kelley Greene
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SANTA FE, N.M. — American novelist George R.R. Martin admitted that his highly anticipated book “The Winds of Winter” was…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW WINDSOR, Md. — Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…
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Audrey Vieira
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BALTIMORE — Local punk Ricky Turnbull disavowed disgraced pop punk band Finisher’s Medal by covering their once-prominent patch on his…
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Doug Kolic
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local sexual deviant Glen O’Roarke wished the performers at the Cabaret Tease Burlesque Show would hurry up…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local Gen Alpha teen Angelina Stephenson was shocked and appalled to learn that famed commercial actor Snoop…
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Tim Gill
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BOULDER, Colo. – Local man Rozco Ambo admitted he was concerned that the entire crowd watched him completely botch his…
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Courtney Hill
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Invisible Gravity Cannabis Dispensary recently announced it will host throwback night where patrons can relive the…
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Josh Baumgart
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A mass shooting that left one dead and at least 30 others injured at the Kansas…
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Tim Graham
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…
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