Dom Turek
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Most people are satisfied with the humdrum routine of everyday life. For the average homebody, something as simple as switching…
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Nathan Kamal
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Okay, that’s it. I’ve had enough. I’m done being toyed with. No longer will I sit around and wait for…
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Jennifer Donovan
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The joyless march towards death comes with many indignities like wearing earplugs at concerts, knees that can’t outrun cops, or…
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Matt McInerney
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As millions of Americans are committing to a “Dry January” in earnest, millions more are realizing, “Hey, wait, what the…
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Chris Bowen
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I know that anytime you go to a metal show and focus in on the drummer pounding away on the…
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Alex Vlahov
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I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many…
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Mac McCarthy
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Yo there, Daddy-O, you seem like a mighty hep cat! I dig your pompadour and that vintage leather jacket. And…
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Ben Friedman
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I won’t lie, I definitely take better care of my dog’s health than I do my own. I want to…
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Zachary Wolf
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I don’t know why everyone always complains about how hard it is to quit smoking, I did it the first…
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Patrick Coyne
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Take note, Charles Perrault! And would someone PLEASE shove the hemorrhaging corpse of Grace Kelly out of the driver’s seat??…
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