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For decades sibling rivalry has been the core of legendary British rock band Oasis. Due to their multiple extended hiatuses, I think it is time…
My girlfriend and I have gotten into some pretty freaky stuff lately. In the past, we’ve tried bondage, hair-pulling, and name-calling, but all of that…
The truth is, if you’ve escaped twenty-seven club membership, your chances of aging out of the scene increase exponentially with every year. And it’s a…
Meet Ashley Hightower, a 28 year-old-college graduate from an upper-middle-class family. Like a lot of us, she has severe anxiety, but she manages that with…
This certainly isn’t good. You’ve been left alone to watch the cart, and your turn at the cashier is rapidly approaching. But you don’t have…
The road to success is not traveled in the backseat, it’s traveled with you in the driver’s seat, or perhaps walked by foot, or maybe…
Another year, another plan to disappear completely and never be found. It’s not an instinct universally shared, but how else are you going to cash…
Meet Andy “The Ronz” Ronzoni: Cheboygan, Minnesota’s coolest resident. He’s got slicked-back hair, rides a killer motorcycle and has a devil-may-care attitude. Sounds a little…
It took me years to finally quit smoking. I’m really proud of myself. I’ve pretty much lost the desire to smoke altogether. Unless of course…
The new year is almost here and it’s time to pick a resolution that has value, which means you need a resolution that will piss…
I was scrolling through the gram on a Friday night when I got the urge to look up a few people from middle school. Not…
Both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift have made this clear: they refuse to be part of any narrative that pits two women against each other. And…
I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the middle of me describing how…
When you meet a new person, it can be hard to get a read on them. Is he an intellectual, or just wearing glasses? Do…