Let’s get something straight, you fucking posers. I’m not some goddamn weekend warrior; I’m in this for the long haul. I actually give a shit…
Holy shit, this show has been great! I’m so happy to be here. Nothing beats a night out and some awesome live music. I’m really…
OK, I’m going to address this one more time; If you can’t handle my searing commentary on what’s wrong with the world, then I have…
I’m not usually the type of guy who goes out of his way to make political posts… BUT I will not sit back and watch as…
The NFL has come under unfair criticism over the past several years. One of the main issues “scientists” have with the NFL is player safety.…
All my life I’ve been two things: a scholar and a skeptic. With the legalization of marijuana in more than 15 states, we have undeniable…
I’m sure the Nazis have done a LOT of bad things over the years but this is the straw that broke the camel’s back for…
Just as you’ve done so many mornings before, you roll into the nearest Starbucks for your ritual skinny white chocolate macchiato (extra shot). But today…
I’m sorry, you don’t like Metallica? I don’t think I understand that statement. You just never got into them? What does that even mean? Have…
There was once a time in this country when things were comfortable. An average American could go out for a nice dinner with the family…
It’s 2017 and I’m trying my best to be woke, but I’ll be honest it’s hard for a guy like me to keep up with…
THIS. HAS. TO. STOP. Everyone in this bar knows the jukebox costs $1 per song or $3 for 4 songs. This isn’t a charity. I’m…
Let’s face it: the terrorists are winning. Every time I open Twitter or refresh my inbox, there seems to be a fresh tragedy, news of…
Ugh. My calculus professor refuses to stop lecturing me. Whether it’s in class, lab, or even a variety of private office hours — this guy…
The last sun beams of fall dance a somber waltz through the leaf-bare trees as I scribe this communiqué to you – my dear readers…