My moral fiber and ethical egoism inform my political leanings. And normally I don’t like to give chicks positive attention, but Ayn Rand can totally…
OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch, like usual” and she found…
Look, maybe I don’t dress like it anymore, or go to shows often (or ever), but that doesn’t mean I’m not punk anymore. I’m still…
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s not like I…
It’s a familiar story: a band releases a beloved first album to wide acclaim and then the critics pan the follow up. When Weezer followed…
Cats! The grist for the internet content mill, the furry little fucks that keep you up at night with their yowling and lovemaking. There’s nothing…
Whitewashing. Cookie-cutter protagonist. A happy ending so out of touch with reality you can actually sleep at night. Sound familiar? I just described every major…
There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a senile, selfish madman and we…
My name is Bert Wilson and I have a message for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell: put an end to all end zone celebrations. If they…
Recently, celebrities have been accused of sexual harassment, assault, and misconduct, leading to fan boycotts and industry blacklisting. Gene Simmons, bass player of rock and…
Judgments based on sight alone are detrimental to our society. I am personally persecuted on a daily basis all because of my extremely punchable face.…
Alright, I’ll admit it: I’m a huge nerd. When most people watch superhero movies like Thor: Ragnarok, they’re just settling in for some mindless fun.…
Iknow there are a lot of people in the racist community that are still scared to speak up about this issue. It’s scary, but as…
I can finally admit my mother was right about my clothing, political beliefs, and everything else I had used to define myself as a person…
Perhaps the most unsung responsibility of a parent is cultural initiation. It is my job to introduce my children to every aspect of the human…