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I’m Sick of All My Favorite Racists Turning out to Be Gamers

Iknow there are a lot of people in the racist community that are still scared to speak up about this issue. It’s scary, but as racists we’ve reached a breaking point where we have to talk about it or it will permanently damage our reputation and credibility: Too many racists lately have turned out to also be gamers.

If you’re a racist this probably sounds familiar: you hear about a guy who said the -word on video. Great! Can’t wait to hear more of his thoughts on the inherent superiority of the white race. There’s just one problem: he says it during a stream of something called “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds”?!

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Now I have to watch an entire stream of some game just to hear one n-word. And this guy is supposed to be one of our most prominent racists?


Stories like these are becoming all too common. You catch wind of someone who likes to talk about black on black crime and rush over to their YouTube channel to learn more, but it’s filled with videos about Overwatch. It’s disgusting. It’s not right, and there’s no place for it in our groups.


Here’s the thing: There is absolutely no correlation between believing that whites are the master race and thinking video games are fun. No genetic predisposition, nothing in our racist literature. There are even video games where you defeat Nazis instead of hearing them out! There’s no link between the two, just predatory gamers trying to turn our young racists.


It’s not too late, but there has been serious damage done to the racist brand. Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter, has done everything he can to give loud and proud racists the biggest platform possible, but he still won’t ban gamers. This has allowed them to seep deeper into our community and I don’t know if I can forgive Jack for that.


And don’t get me started on YouTube! I thought I could trust them to give my 9-year-old son Evan plenty of safe viewing material about how Mexicans are out to steal the jobs of hard-working whites. Three days ago he asked me about getting a Nintendo Switch. Are you fucking kidding me? He’s 9.


Keep your lecherous gamer hands off my kid, and off the kids of other well-meaning white nationalists!


Solving this problem won’t be easy. It could take years of tiring, thankless work to purge gamers from our ranks. But I believe in us. If there’s one thing I know about racists, it’s that we don’t know when to quit. Watch out gamers: we’re gonna stomp you like Mario stomps on Goombas.