Next to living way too long, avoiding blame seems to be the primary skill of the baby boomer generation. From them we’ve inherited a dying…
“WHOOOOOWEEEEEEAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!” Uh oh! We’ve all heard that excruciating whine that comes out of a poorly-positioned amplifier or a male audience member heckling a female musician. Feedback…
These days there’s a lot of talk about the “glass ceiling” in America; the invisible barrier that prevents women from rising to true equality with…
Literally. These days it seems like everything is lit. A decent slice of pizza. A sideshave haircut. We throw around the word “lit” like we…
If you thought you were going to smirk your way through a half-assed cover of Sisqó’s “Thong Song” and coast on ironic chuckles, let me…
It is a wonderful thing when a song’s lyrics define who you are as a person. It’s even more wonderful when you want those lyrics…
Alright, LISTEN UP, you stupid, mouth-breathing, McDonald’s-eating, SUV-driving idiots. We only get one planet Earth, and you ASSHOLES are KILLING IT! I hope being able…
Most of the time we’re stoked when our favorite bands drop unreleased tracks. But some long lost B-sides aren’t buried treasures. Sometimes they’re just straight…
The world is a vampire. It must be exciting to be a vampire, but I wouldn’t know. I’m just Billy Corgan. Sometimes people on the…
As a high school senior during the Trump presidency, I have found that defending progressive values is more important now than ever. That is why…
Every morning feels the same to me: I make my smoothie with just a little pick-me-up added, and suddenly those repulsive eyeballs are glaring at…
It’s a complex web of ideologies out there. Our society both progresses and regresses a mile a minute, and if you don’t keep up, you…
It is very important that cisgender white males like myself take our privilege and use it in service to various communities that need our support.…
Ed Wolfe is the world’s first poser. In the late ’70s he was the first person to pretend to be into punk to seem cool.…
Look, I’m just a normal person. Believe it or not, not all heroes wear capes. While I do own several capes, they were safe in…