There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s not like I…
It’s a familiar story: a band releases a beloved first album to wide acclaim and then the critics pan the follow up. When Weezer followed…
Cats! The grist for the internet content mill, the furry little fucks that keep you up at night with their yowling and lovemaking. There’s nothing…
Whitewashing. Cookie-cutter protagonist. A happy ending so out of touch with reality you can actually sleep at night. Sound familiar? I just described every major…
There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a senile, selfish madman and we…
My name is Bert Wilson and I have a message for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell: put an end to all end zone celebrations. If they…
Recently, celebrities have been accused of sexual harassment, assault, and misconduct, leading to fan boycotts and industry blacklisting. Gene Simmons, bass player of rock and…
Judgments based on sight alone are detrimental to our society. I am personally persecuted on a daily basis all because of my extremely punchable face.…
Alright, I’ll admit it: I’m a huge nerd. When most people watch superhero movies like Thor: Ragnarok, they’re just settling in for some mindless fun.…
Iknow there are a lot of people in the racist community that are still scared to speak up about this issue. It’s scary, but as…
I can finally admit my mother was right about my clothing, political beliefs, and everything else I had used to define myself as a person…
Perhaps the most unsung responsibility of a parent is cultural initiation. It is my job to introduce my children to every aspect of the human…
The two-party system in U.S politics is fucked. So what are we going to do about it? Vote? Protest? Look, the organizing tactics of the…
Across the country, region to region, state to state, city to city, every scene is different. From the bands to the venues, everyone is has…
Never in history has the First Amendment been at risk more than it is today. From a president who openly mocks the concept of a…