Have you guys heard of this ACLU? Because apparently they’re like OBSESSED with me! I signed up for their e-newsletter over a year ago and…
With the recent spate of heinous crimes committed by members of an esoteric online community, many people are beginning to wonder “What is an incel?”…
In light of the Toronto van attack more and more people are asking the question “What is an incel?” Simply put an incel is someone…
Hey! It’s me, you know, from Twitter? Remember, earlier? I retweeted an article about climate change, you called me a “liberal virgin slut,” and then…
Times are tough but during days such as these, anyone can be a light in the darkness. And of all the broken souls in need…
All week my girlfriend has been telling me how I’m going to love this guy she knows: Tom. Well guess what? I fucking don’t. Tom…
Breasts are one of the most fascinating and pragmatic features of the human body, performing a vital biological function with their life nourishing storage capacity.…
I Went Back in Time to Kill Hitler but He’s Already Dead in 1970 so Now I’m Just Really Into Cocaine
I Went Back in Time to Kill Hitler but He’s Already Dead in 1970 so Now I’m Just Really Into Cocaine
After 25 years of work, I finally completed my time machine. The years of sketching, measuring, assembling, and testing, the millions of dollars I sunk…
More and more, it seems like our national dialogue on guns follows a familiar script. After every high profile shooting the Democrats and the media…
Hand poked tattoos, commonly referred to as “stick ’n poke” tattoos have a long history throughout many different cultures. Mummified ancient Egyptians can be found…
Believe it or not, I used to be really pathetic. I used to be the guy who was routinely borrowing money from his parents, friends,…
Look, I’m not one to complain. I am well aware of my privilege and I absolutely to not want to come off as ungrateful for…
They say your life can change in the blink of an eye. All I wanted was a forearm tattoo so that I would be more…
Well they’ve finally done it. Congress has trespassed on our rights to free speech to an unprecedented degree. By changing Section 230 of the 1996…
When the Avicii song “Wake Me Up” came out I was living in the desert. It sucked. There was one bar so I’d go to…