Buyers remorse is a drag, especially when it comes to your religion. One day you’re just minding your own business, enjoying a healthy bowl of…
I don’t understand how I got burned like this! I put everything I had into this cult so I could take everything my followers had…
You think you’re better than me don’t you? Look at you all- wearing your robes of judgement, chanting “Exile,” shielding your ‘leader’s’ eyes from the…
A threatening text. A rumor spread on Facebook. A humiliating photo posted to Instagram. Millions of teens are suffering the harmful effects of cyberbullying and…
I’m probably being a hypochondriac but does anyone know if The Flaming Lips are contagious? I was tested earlier this year but I don’t remember…
OOh shit, you guys I really need your advice here. I just punched this Nazi in a bar and HE’S STILL STANDING. I have absolutely…
In this day and age it can be increasingly difficult to find a good show space where everybody is welcome. Most bars and clubs are…
Prom season is here and you know what that means: A-list pop stars like Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Rihanna will momentarily cast their life-affirming…
Have you guys heard of this ACLU? Because apparently they’re like OBSESSED with me! I signed up for their e-newsletter over a year ago and…
With the recent spate of heinous crimes committed by members of an esoteric online community, many people are beginning to wonder “What is an incel?”…
In light of the Toronto van attack more and more people are asking the question “What is an incel?” Simply put an incel is someone…
Hey! It’s me, you know, from Twitter? Remember, earlier? I retweeted an article about climate change, you called me a “liberal virgin slut,” and then…
Times are tough but during days such as these, anyone can be a light in the darkness. And of all the broken souls in need…
All week my girlfriend has been telling me how I’m going to love this guy she knows: Tom. Well guess what? I fucking don’t. Tom…
Breasts are one of the most fascinating and pragmatic features of the human body, performing a vital biological function with their life nourishing storage capacity.…