Kentucky, let’s get real. Senator Mitch McConnell is probably the most evil politician in America today. Yes, Trump is louder and more outwardly hateful but…
A cable cutting out in the middle of band practice is a highly frustrating and commonplace occurrence. A workplace hazard, even. Fortunately for the unfortunate…
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Boy I tell ya, when they say to make sure to read the fine print they mean it! It all started two weeks ago when…
Yes, America has modern day concentration camps that hold migrant children in cages of their own filth. But we also understand that a new season…
Yes, we understand that we confused Jared Simmons as a member of the Hammerskin Nation, one of the most violent neo-Nazi Skinhead gangs in the…
1. It Would Be Problematic For Our Management Bonuses To Share! YOLOL! 
2. Whoa! All Our Staff Live In The Same Cities As POC…
This is all a bit confusing but hopefully we’ll be able to explain what happened and the Peace Corps will release us and help us…
I’m so glad that you enjoyed the restaurant and are up for watching a movie! Here is a stack of my entire Blu-ray collection– each…
Every 4th of July we reflect on this great nation and our founding principles. These days, it feels like many Americans have lost touch with…
The first time my girlfriend and I saw Sharona she had the cutest pout on her face as she was turned away from a bar…
By 1969, the Chipmunks had hit a creative and commercial brick wall, with the public seemingly sick of rodent-based novelty songs. The band and manager…
Have your band practices been awkward ever since your bass player Mike quit and you replaced him with a dude named Mark who sort of…
Like, seriously. I’m asking honestly, do you all hate me? I don’t know, maybe I’m just being paranoid but I sometimes feel like you’re all…
At first glance The Grateful Dead seems punk as fuck. Their albums all have skulls on them, and those bears are clearly skanking. Unfortunately, after…