Fuck me, really? I mean, I always knew those guys existed. You know the type, blathering on and on about how they saw Lords of…
Looking out at the marina, my only thought between swigs of Pepto Bismol and Jim Beam cocktails is “what the hell happened?” Just this morning…
In my current search for employment I see job postings seeking a “Rockstar Candidate” every day. At first I thought it was great. That’s totally…
Once in a while, a brilliant actor comes along that redefines the practice in ways that the ancient Greeks could never have imagined. Gary Busey…
Toxic fandom is terrible. It’s sad to see wonderful works of art that bring so many people joy overrun with fans who spoil it for…
Listen up, we all know the rules of being straight edge. No tobacco, no drugs, and no alcohol… through your mouth. But I’ve recently come…
Most people won’t share this but last night between the hours of 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. one teacher went above and beyond to inspire…
Having an appreciation for Metallica’s later work is like robbing a convenience store; most people look down on it, but the few that don’t find…
I used to be a God-fearing man. A real fire-and-brimstone buff. But my faith in God aged just as poorly as my tattoo of Christian…
These liberals get upset over every little thing, even sucking dick. Everyone knows that sex shouldn’t be a safe space. I am a proud, red…
Over the past few years we’ve called out, canceled, impeached, and even jailed some of America’s most toxic and evil people but we still have…
It can be easy to become discouraged these days amid the drudgery of work and the onslaught of terrible news. This is why it’s so…
Quick, need some mommy advice ASAP. About once a week, usually after getting my eight-month-old son to sleep, there’s a bright crackle of lightning in…
In this day and age, it seems fewer couples are meeting organically, opting instead for dating apps and algorithmic websites to find a partner. Whatever…
Since my transformation from a nice guy (but like, a legit actual nice guy) to a certified male feminist last week, I’ve been viewing everything…