Tyler Roland, Author at HARDTIMES

February 18, 2025

JEROME, Ariz. — Jehovah’s Witness Leonard Standish and Tool fan Don Schmidt spent all night spreading the gospel of their…

February 13, 2025

FORT WORTH, Texas — Local metal frontman Frank Fortibus inadvertently let out the best scream of his entire career during…

January 16, 2025

Well, it’s a week into 2025, and let’s just cut the bullshit right here, right now. Fuck it, 2026 will…

December 3, 2024

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Friends and family of recently deceased Edwin Peters decided to go the extra mile for his funeral…

November 16, 2024

As America found out on November 5th, it took more than being “brat” to win the election. Charli XCX, the…

July 12, 2024

PORTLAND—Local man and self-confessed “introverted-ass” Will Dobbs is pleading for a real-life equivalent to the popular text and Instagram “like…

December 21, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Local musician Brian Herring is reportedly making a decent living as a working musician but is reluctant…

October 2, 2023

Yo, guys. I cannot believe what I just heard. Something that completely redefined my idea of what music is and…

September 19, 2023

SOUTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — Ben Bryes, guitarist for local alt-rock band Swiss Army Gun, reportedly switched his instrument while performing…

June 13, 2023

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Local math rock band Divisible By Nothing were taken aback after a chant of “PEMDAS” took over…