ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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I’m just a normal, average billionaire. If you prick me, do I not bleed the same virgin-transfused blood as any…
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PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. — Local housecat Poobies was the only resident of 62 South Woodside Drive that contributed to cleaning…
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a press conference today to announce the end of his presidential campaign…
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KOKOMO, Ind. — Straight-faced local man Philip Fleming, who has never received or given a hug in his life, wondered…
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BOISE, Idaho — Local woman Aniya Searle is sadly spending her Valentine’s Day without a significant other with whom to…
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If you think you like bad boys, then you haven’t met 26-year-old Nora Sardana! Sardana has the incredible skill of…
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TORONTO — 29-year-old Jazmyn Elliot thought she was falling in love yesterday until she realized she was instead aroused simply…
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Local hero and feminist icon Rafael Moran showed up today at the Women’s March to speak out against the patriarchy,…
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CLEVELAND — Local woman and total poser Brandi Herrera could not recall her moon sign yesterday when asked, despite her…
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