Tattoo Artist Has Book of Flash Conversation Topics Customers Can Choose
LEXINGTON, Ky. — Local tattoo artist Jory Belden has created a book of preconceived conversation topics for clients refer to…
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I Don’t Care What the Difference Between “Cold Brew” and “Iced Coffee” Is, You Need to Drink Some Water or We’re Going to Die
Listen, I get it. The sun’s out, everything’s nice and warm, and your seasonal depression has evaporated into thin air.…
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St. Peter Guides Anthony Bourdain Through Gritty Part of Heaven With All the Food Trucks
HEAVEN — St. Peter spent the afternoon guiding Anthony Bourdain through the rough-and-tumble part of Heaven where the best food…
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Out-of-Town Friend Won’t Stop Talking About How the Tap Water Tastes
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Mourner Bryan Powell was reportedly infatuated last week with how different the tap water in Nashville tasted…
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Losing Job Just the Sort of Push Woman Needed to Start Cassette Label
HAMMOND, Ind. — Noise musician Elaine McCulloch’s recent unemployment following her ungraceful exit from a line cook position at a…
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‘Let’s Jump Right Into It,’ Says YouTuber Eight Minutes Into Tutorial
GLENCOE, Ill. — Seventeen-year-old Twitch streamer and occasional “YouTube Tutorialist” Tucker Ferguson announced to viewers his intention to “jump right…
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Hundreds of Door Guys Protest as More Venues Announce Intentions to Automate by 2020
WASHINGTON — Nearly 500 door guys turned out for a demonstration Saturday afternoon protesting various venues planning to automate their…
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BREAKING: Shaun White Exchanges All Three Olympic Gold Medals for Single Mountain Dew Dewd-of-the-Year Trophy
PYEONGCHANG, South Korea — U.S. snowboarder Shaun White exchanged all three of his gold medals this morning for the prestigious…
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Russian Twitter Bot Trying to Parlay 500,000 Followers into Comedy Career
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia — @DNCSorosTracker, one of the more successful Russian Twitter bots created to influence American elections, announced plans today…
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Punk Band YouTube Series to Release Split 7-Episode Season with Other Punk Band YouTube Series
LOS ANGELES — The veteran YouTube series The Great British Bass Off will team up with Coast to Coast, an…
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