Columbus day has become an incredibly controversial holiday in recent years. Some call it an integral part of our cultural heritage, others a sham holiday…
Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or twice a weekend, right? Unless…
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When my “doctor” told me I had cancer, I knew I’d try anything to get better – Anything except chemotherapy, radiation therapy, and/or surgery. Instead…
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Wow! That was some dance number, kids. This funky fresh fundraiser to save your local youth center has been something! I’ve been watching you inspirational,…
PALO ALTO — Business magnate and Tesla Inc. CEO Elon Musk has changed the name of his flagship company to Edison Inc. The change comes…
Recently, the Hard Style skate crew discovered a badass public skate bowl tucked away in a private residential backyard. The bowl had some of the…
ATLANTA — UberPOOL driver Christian Domingo was blindsided Thursday when he unwittingly became the driver for the last leg of Grime Squad’s east coast tour,…
BALTIMORE — Barbecue attendee James Duffy was disappointed to learn this afternoon that vegan host Terry Russo provided meat options for his guests, forcing Duffy…
Prick up your Commie ears, Libtards! Because I’m only going to say this once. I REFUSE to apologize for being white. And yes, I am…
BOSTON — Time traveler and anti-robot resistance leader Trent Mendez, sent from the future to warn humanity about an impending artificial intelligence uprising, was dismissed…
SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were grateful to be well-adjusted people,…
CINCINNATI — 32-year-old claims adjuster Aaron Madson spent the past week listening to classic nü-metal alone in his car “as a joke” for hours before…
Oh Jiminy Christmas, I goofed up. Fellas, this one is on me. Well, maybe it’s not really my fault. Kind of a miscommunique on your…