Punk on Pawn Stars Offered $300 to Leave Store Without Causing a Scene
LAS VEGAS — Local punk Andrew “RatFink” Haseley was recently offered a cool $300 by the hit History Channel show…
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“Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex Is World’s Sexiest Song, Because You Assholes Didn’t Take Our Poll Seriously
I hope you assholes are happy. Recently, The Hard Times asked our readers, who we honestly thought were more mature…
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Opinion: If No One Else Will, Fine, I’ll Be the Racist Uncle
Before we start eating, I’d just like to say what we’re all thinking. This is our first Christmas without Uncle…
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33-Year-Old Bummed After Remembering He’s 37
SALT LAKE CITY — Local 33-year-old Tom Marshman was sorely dissapointed today to learn he is actually “37 fucking years…
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Not so Tough Now: I Just Pulled the Plug on My Comatose Stepdad
My step-dad was always a hard ass. He'd embarrass me in front of my friends, emasculate me in front of…
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REPORT: Changing Password Every Login Easier Than Remembering Password
NORMAN, Okla. — A surprising new study found that it’s way easier to just change your password every time you…
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Everyone at Punk Show Worried Everyone Else Will Find Out About Their Rich Parents
IRVINE, Calif. — Virtually every single punk attending the Bucket of Dog Shit record release show today is terrified everyone…
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Band Giving Free EPs to First 50 Fans at Show Not Sure What to do with Box of 47 EPs
MINNEAPOLIS — Local indie band C4 and a Chocolate Bar severely overestimated their show attendance and audience’s wants last night…
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We Interviewed Rilo Kiley but She Just Kept Saying “Stop Calling Me That. My Name’s Jenny Lewis”
Celebrities - they’re just like us in that they’re kind of assholes. Recently, we got the opportunity to interview acclaimed…
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Youngest of Six Still Eats with Arm Around Plate Like Hardened Prisoner
PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eric Sullivan still eats with his arm around his plate like a hardened, PTSD-suffering prisoner after…
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