8 Halloween Costumes That Will Make People Say “This Isn’t A Costume Party, Though”
It’s that time of year again – Halloween! Are you ready to dress up like your favorite superhero, Supreme Court…
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Real Life Monster Mash: Here’s a List of Everyone Who Flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s Plane
Unless you’ve been sequestered in a spooky old castle this October, chances are you’ve already heard the novelty hit “The…
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Aliens Abduct Matt Skiba by Accident
LOS ANGELES – Extraterrestrial beings confirmed today that they accidentally abducted founding member of Alkaline Trio, and now former Blink-182…
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Roomba Only One in Punk House With Job
PHILADELPHIA — A black Roomba S-694 autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner is, in fact, the only tenant in a local punk…
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We Sat Down With Henry Rollins Because This Was His Third and Final Warning Not To Read in the Squat Rack
Mr. Rollins, we’ve been over this. Twice. For the last time, it is against gym policy to do anything but…
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We Dropped Our Tarot Cards in the Toilet, That Can’t Be Good
Oh shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. We just dropped our tarot cards in the toilet bowl. That can’t be a good…
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Show Poster Fond Reminder of That Time You Had $60
PHILADELPHIA – A framed show poster for local band Shardcone is a fond reminder of that one night, years ago,…
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MIDI Keyboard Doubles As MIDI Thing To Stack Shit On
ST. PAUL — Local woman Nicole Black converted her Novation SL61 MkIII MIDI Controller, originally purchased as a beginner instrument…
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Performative Allyship? Corporations Ditch Shark Week Branding the Second It Ends
It’s that time of year, folks. It's the time when brands, corporations, and other institutions pledge their unwavering support to…
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Depressed Man Inadvertently Gets Totally Ripped From Using Weighted Blanket
PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…
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