Max Barth, Author at HARDTIMES

April 19, 2023

WASHINGTON – An audit of Supreme Court merchandise sales revealed that Justice Clarence Thomas pocketed roughly half the proceeds while…

April 16, 2023

NEW YORK — Punk savant Jacob Alvarez was reportedly born with an uncanny ability to spot a person with an…

April 14, 2023

Where to begin? Weird Al’s work has been a cultural constant for decades, spanning fourteen studio albums, forty-six singles and…

April 6, 2023

LOS ANGELES — The cacophony of voices only audible to Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson today celebrated their 60th year…

February 9, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Local deadhead Conrad Heath announced that, while he certainly appreciates his loved ones singing “Happy Birthday” to…

January 30, 2023

PHILADELPHIA – A dozen punks are adjusting to their new life as a single organism after getting their chain wallets…

January 15, 2023

EAST LANSING, Mich. — Members of local punk band Appeal To Hell are seriously considering getting out of their tour…

January 1, 2023

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local teenager and die-hard fan of The Menzingers, Jesse Smith, appeared today to be “tearfully nostalgic”…

December 17, 2022

Freddie Mercury was undeniably one of the most talented figures in rock history. He was, however, unforgivably naive when it…

October 31, 2022

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local goth Andrea Smith is reportedly thrilled to begin telling anyone who will listen about the…

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