All of Punk’s Good Deeds Court-Mandated
NEW YORK — Local punk Johnny Tolbert’s extensive record of good deeds and “random acts of kindness” are all simply…
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Punk’s Retirement Plan Hinges On Dying Young
TULSA, Okla. — Local punk Eddie Abrams’s plans to retire are reportedly contingent upon his dying young and nothing else,…
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Is She Madly in Love With You, or Just a Bartender Doing Her Job?
We’ve all been there before- you’re checking out the trendy new bar in town and you really hit it off…
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Guy Who Bought Vinyl Before Show Moshes Carefully
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local hardcore kid Connor Razzo moshed very cautiously at a show last night to protect the record…
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Dropkick Murphys Fan Arrests Kid at Basement Show
WORCESTER, Mass. — Undercover police officer and avowed Dropkick Murphys fan John McMullin made a sudden and brutal arrest of…
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I Just Met the Ghost of Tom Waits, Which Is Weird Because He’s Still Alive
So there I was, taking the shortcut home from work. Normally I take the long way home, but tonight I…
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I Just Met the Ghost of Tom Waits, Which Is Weird Because He’s Still Alive
So there I was, taking the shortcut home from work. Normally I take the long way home, but tonight I…
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Anxious Punk Relieved Show Too Loud to Hear Himself Think
ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local punk and notorious overthinker Ben Handley was relieved last night to attend a show so…
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Study Finds Next Song Goes ‘…a Little Something Like This’
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A study completed last week at the University of California-Davis found that the next song “...goes a…
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Woman Meeting Blind Date At Show Told To Look For White Dude In Black Shirt
NEW ORLEANS — Local punk Sarah Moreno was seen scouring the crowd at a show last night for her blind…
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