Mark Hassenfratz, Author at HARDTIMES

March 9, 2020

NEW YORK — Local punk Johnny Tolbert’s extensive record of good deeds and “random acts of kindness” are all simply…

December 9, 2019

TULSA, Okla. — Local punk Eddie Abrams’s plans to retire are reportedly contingent upon his dying young and nothing else,…

July 20, 2019

We’ve all been there before- you’re checking out the trendy new bar in town and you really hit it off…

July 7, 2019

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local hardcore kid Connor Razzo moshed very cautiously at a show last night to protect the record…

March 17, 2019

WORCESTER, Mass. — Undercover police officer and avowed Dropkick Murphys fan John McMullin made a sudden and brutal arrest of…

January 25, 2019

So there I was, taking the shortcut home from work. Normally I take the long way home, but tonight I…

November 16, 2018

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local punk and notorious overthinker Ben Handley was relieved last night to attend a show so…

November 5, 2018

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A study completed last week at the University of California-Davis found that the next song “...goes a…

November 2, 2018

NEW ORLEANS — Local punk Sarah Moreno was seen scouring the crowd at a show last night for her blind…

September 23, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Reports indicate Drake gives an inappropriate amount of attention to Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, who…